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samanalee
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Side effects of alcohol .... And remedies!!!
1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause
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Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the
Drink on your feet).
Cure:
Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause
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You're lying on the floor.
Cure:
Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause
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You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure:
Quickly refill with your favorite drink!
4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause
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You're being dragged away.
Cure:
At least ask where they're taking you!
5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause
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You have your glass on your ear.
Cure:
Stop making a fool of yourself!
6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause
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You're in the wrong house.
Cure:
Ask if they can point you to your house.
7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and
The music is very repetitive.
Cause
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You're in an ambulance.
Cure:
Don't move. Let the professionals do their job. |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:15 am Post subject: Re: Side Effects of Alcohol |
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lolzzzzzzz..  |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:24 pm Post subject: Re: Side Effects of Alcohol |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:30 pm Post subject: Re: Side Effects of Alcohol |
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| samanalee wrote:
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Side effects of alcohol .... And remedies!!!
1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause
:
Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the
Drink on your feet).
Cure:
Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause
:
You're lying on the floor.
Cure:
Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause
:
You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure:
Quickly refill with your favorite drink!
4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause
:
You're being dragged away.
Cure:
At least ask where they're taking you!
5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause
:
You have your glass on your ear.
Cure:
Stop making a fool of yourself!
6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause
:
You're in the wrong house.
Cure:
Ask if they can point you to your house.
7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and
The music is very repetitive.
Cause
:
You're in an ambulance.
Cure:
Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.
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whtb  thnkz |
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nick7
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| Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:30 pm Post subject: Re: Side Effects of Alcohol |
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| samanalee wrote:
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Side effects of alcohol .... And remedies!!!
1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause
:
Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the
Drink on your feet).
Cure:
Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause
:
You're lying on the floor.
Cure:
Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause
:
You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure:
Quickly refill with your favorite drink!
4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause
:
You're being dragged away.
Cure:
At least ask where they're taking you!
5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause
:
You have your glass on your ear.
Cure:
Stop making a fool of yourself!
6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause
:
You're in the wrong house.
Cure:
Ask if they can point you to your house.
7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and
The music is very repetitive.
Cause
:
You're in an ambulance.
Cure:
Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.
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Juniorr
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| Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:06 pm Post subject: Re: Side Effects of Alcohol |
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| samanalee wrote:
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Side effects of alcohol .... And remedies!!!
1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause
:
Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the
Drink on your feet).
Cure:
Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause
:
You're lying on the floor.
Cure:
Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause
:
You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure:
Quickly refill with your favorite drink!
4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause
:
You're being dragged away.
Cure:
At least ask where they're taking you!
5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause
:
You have your glass on your ear.
Cure:
Stop making a fool of yourself!
6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause
:
You're in the wrong house.
Cure:
Ask if they can point you to your house.
7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and
The music is very repetitive.
Cause
:
You're in an ambulance.
Cure:
Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.
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aiyyooooo akka vihilu karala apiwa anatha karanna epaaaaaaa 
The world of all things Cisco
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mshan
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| Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:03 am Post subject: Re: Side Effects of Alcohol |
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aiyyooooo akka vihilu karala apiwa anatha karanna epaaaaaaa
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serious wenna thiyena ekama krameth dan joke karanawa neh  |
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iraj_kawomi
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| Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:08 am Post subject: Re: Side Effects of Alcohol |
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lol
I love Iraj |
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Juniorr
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| Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:43 pm Post subject: Re: Side Effects of Alcohol |
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serious wenna thiyena ekama krameth dan joke karanawa neh
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ganu megollanta hari jela api gahala hadata yanawataaaaaa.....ane sansareeeeeeeeee 
The world of all things Cisco
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mshan
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| Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:46 pm Post subject: Re: Side Effects of Alcohol |
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ganu megollanta hari jela api gahala hadata yanawataaaaaa.....ane sansareeeeeeeeee
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| Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:31 pm Post subject: Re: Side Effects of Alcohol |
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ganu megollanta hari jela api gahala hadata yanawataaaaaa.....ane sansareeeeeeeeee
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giyath yanneh handataneh ban  |
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| Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:00 pm Post subject: Re: Side Effects of Alcohol |
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| nick7 wrote:
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giyath yanneh handataneh ban
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ow neda.. ara myth aunty ge wadene neada.. hemadaama ehe ekkan yanna hadanawane   |
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| Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:19 pm Post subject: Re: Side Effects of Alcohol |
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| SaNDun wrote:
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ow neda.. ara myth aunty ge wadene neada.. hemadaama ehe ekkan yanna hadanawane
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e mokada e kathawa |
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| Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:23 pm Post subject: Re: Side Effects of Alcohol |
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| mshan wrote:
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e mokada e kathawa
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e kathawa danno danithi |
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| Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:33 pm Post subject: Re: Side Effects of Alcohol |
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| SaNDun wrote:
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e kathawa danno danithi
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ah ekath ehamada ehanam oya danna kenekgen ekkenak matath kiyanawada |
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